Hi, Welcome on my page.
Let me tell you about my favourite subject: Me.
My name is "Caught In A Landslide", but everybody calls me "No Escape From Reality".
I've grown into a big, strong painting.
120 x 120 cm to be exact.
My stretched canvas body is smoothly covered in acryllic paint.
I'm a handsome bastard.
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Now comes the dramatic part:
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I've been created and taken hostage by some crazy lunatics. I don't feel safe here, and I'm sick and tired of this bad deal that's been given to me.
They make me live in a Yurt! In a TENT!
Can you believe it!!?
And then I hear of all these animal rescue missions, but nobody thinks of poor paintings like myself being mentally abused every day! Over and over again!
So: Here is the deal.
My Creators ask for 925 Euros. They call it my "Sales Price". But I call it a RANSOM!
You see how little they appreciate me? You know, and I know, that I am worth MUCH, MUCH more than that. I am disgusted and appalled by the lack of respect I get. Nine-Hundred-and-Twenty-Five Euros!
(Well, maybe I feel so unappreciated because it actually hurts a bit that they value me so low. Or maybe I DO suffer from Stockholm Syndrome...)
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PLEASE click here to send me an e-mail, and get me the hell out of here!